August 25, 2008 11:03pm
Kitchen Sink.

August 22, 2008 3:58pm
Canadian Animal.

August 21, 2008 5:33pm
Sweets, Celebrity And Grilling.

July 4, 2008 12:48am
Insert Distraction Here.

June 23, 2008 2:10am
Home Again.

June 11, 2008 1:08am
More Housework And Soon To Be Travels.

May 21, 2008 1:38pm
Housework.

May 1, 2008 2:14pm
I am house.

April 25, 2008 2:44pm
Stress Fractures

April 17, 2008 2:12am
Flash! Ahhhhhhh ahhh!

April 14, 2008 1:36am
House Update.

April 9, 2008 12:14am
Gallery Updates

April 1, 2008 12:36pm
In famous? IN famous?!

March 31, 2008 12:45pm
Home, home on the brain.

March 26, 2008 11:41am
Comments and spam.

March 25, 2008 11:42pm
Fire Men.

March 11, 2008 10:38pm
This bird should take his act on the road.

March 3, 2008 11:00pm
Pratchett-isms, and WTF.

February 29, 2008 11:05pm
A-ha!

February 25, 2008 9:21pm
Non Timetis Messor.

February 21, 2008 9:03pm
Skeewats!

February 19, 2008 10:12pm
Foreign Stupidity For Our Amusement

February 11, 2008 11:00pm
Delayed Reaction

February 8, 2008 1:05am
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 8.

February 7, 2008 1:07am
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 7.

December 11, 2007 3:26pm
Petition and Declaration

December 5, 2007 1:04am
Gallery Updates

November 29, 2007 11:03pm
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 6.

November 14, 2007 8:38pm
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 5.

November 9, 2007 9:20am
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 4.

November 3, 2007 2:05pm
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 3.

October 18, 2007 10:49pm
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 2.

October 14, 2007 9:31pm
Forecake.

October 10, 2007 7:00pm
Aberystwyth Bound — Part 1.

October 5, 2007 2:25pm
Pass The Port.

September 28, 2007 6:22pm
My Sweet Girl Is South Africa Bound.

September 22, 2007 3:35pm
I'm On My Waaaaaaay, Home Sweeeeeeet Hoooooome!

September 18, 2007 9:06am
Manchester, England Englaaaaaand!

September 16, 2007 11:10am
Still At Lanta.

September 15, 2007 11:33am
At Lanta.

August 29, 2007 10:13am
Anniversary time.

August 20, 2007 8:40pm
Whole lotta caking going on.

August 10, 2007 9:45am
Modern Schoolhouse Rock?

July 27, 2007 1:08pm
You. Book. Buy. Read.

July 27, 2007 11:34am
Distracted Losers, And The Lonely Bodies They Leave In Their Wake.

July 22, 2007 1:37am
Bouncing cherries.

July 18, 2007 12:18pm
Is this thing on?

April 14, 2007 9:02pm
Vonnegone.

April 5, 2007 9:28pm
Quick, dirty... undead.

April 3, 2007 7:55am
Her humps.

March 18, 2007 9:12pm
Recipes Are For Eating.

March 15, 2007 9:05pm
Philosofossil.

March 5, 2007 8:42pm
Morissentences

February 16, 2007 10:45pm
Welcome to the pity party, I hope you brought the chips.

February 14, 2007 12:37pm
The Avenue

February 11, 2007 8:18pm
Wrasslin'.

January 25, 2007 12:34am
Four new cakes!

January 14, 2007 5:18pm
Poor me.

January 11, 2007 10:17pm
Long Time, No Post.

September 11, 2006 4:45pm
Horse D'Ovaries.

June 27, 2006 9:05pm
Opal Divination.

June 21, 2006 12:55pm
A beetle-browed tale.

June 12, 2006 8:58pm
A virtuoso in my own mind car.

June 6, 2006 9:16pm
Let them eat... me.

June 5, 2006 12:26am
You dirty brother, you killed my rat!

May 12, 2006 1:49pm
Handy, that.

May 8, 2006 4:47pm
A brief cameo.

March 27, 2006 9:24pm
Random Neurons Firing

February 27, 2006 10:43pm
Permanently etched into my memory.

February 5, 2006 10:48pm
Life seems to have a new Brazilian beat, in Texas?

January 17, 2006 12:35am
Nothing To Write Home About.

December 6, 2005 12:06am
Quickie

December 5, 2005 10:21pm
My trip back to hell New Orleans — Stuff Stufferson, 1st Grade

November 6, 2005 9:58pm
Boredom is, as boredom does.

October 25, 2005 10:39pm
The curtain closes.

October 18, 2005 10:12pm
Well it's official...

October 16, 2005 5:47pm
Our Chalkboard Life

October 11, 2005 10:48pm
The Buffy Horror Picture Show

September 28, 2005 11:10pm
wHoReS SouthWest

September 24, 2005 9:20am
Fort Worthy

September 9, 2005 2:10pm
Austin ate my 4-Runner

September 2, 2005 3:12pm
Valet parking—for submarines

August 31, 2005 9:28pm
And now for the evening wrap-up.

August 28, 2005 4:09pm
I like a sloppy blowjob as much as the next guy...

August 24, 2005 11:21pm
Save the children and run for the hills!

July 29, 2005 12:05pm
"Let's all go to the... kitchen, to get ourselves a treat!"

June 29, 2005 4:36pm
Revenge is mine, sayeth the 'net.

June 16, 2005 2:23am
The eBay days of summer.

May 21, 2005 10:08am
Samuel L. Jackson—professional actor, corpse.

May 17, 2005 7:57pm
So bad, I couldn't stand to suffer alone.

May 10, 2005 1:40pm
No longer a job hunt—now a client hunt.

March 22, 2005 1:48pm
WARNING: New obsession alert.

March 18, 2005 8:52am
Party, party.

March 1, 2005 6:07pm
Words escape me.

January 31, 2005 7:24am
"... on a ste-e-e-ek!"

January 31, 2005 6:17am
Check... check one, check two. One, two. Check, check.

December 10, 2004 1:33pm
Olde Tyme Walke-Inn Theatre

December 3, 2004 11:00am
Fa la la la la, la la la *cough*

October 15, 2004 7:35am
Be wary of the bull in the pumpkin patch... you might get gourd.

September 28, 2004 11:40am
"Deck the halls with blood and corpses..."

September 28, 2004 11:35am
Santa needs to pull out and jerk-off for a while.

September 8, 2004 10:22am
Dang blasted videogames.

September 7, 2004 3:31pm
Further pimp'n'ho antics.

September 3, 2004 1:31pm
Quentin's limey twin.

September 1, 2004 12:49pm
The Silver Potato is a god amongst monsters.

August 18, 2004 3:53pm
Spirits stirring.

August 1, 2004 7:27pm
Chemistry gone awry.

July 15, 2004 11:24pm
"Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome..."

July 2, 2004 9:50pm
I have NO excuse.

June 24, 2004 8:31pm
Quickly... start practicing now!

June 24, 2004 9:51am
Shut up, shut up... SHUT UP!

June 16, 2004 3:47pm
Tid. Bit.

June 11, 2004 1:40pm
"It's a celebration, bitches!"

May 27, 2004 2:32pm
Fuck-a-duck.

April 30, 2004 7:38pm
"Silence. I am watching television."

March 15, 2004 3:25pm
Well, here we are again.

March 1, 2004 11:55am
"Hello wherever you are."—Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

February 16, 2004 12:29pm
"We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow…"

February 14, 2004 6:06pm
Happy Valentine’s Day My Love

February 2, 2004 8:01pm
And then there were none.

January 19, 2004 10:28pm
Snap’s Surreal 21st Birthday Party

January 15, 2004 1:07pm
Your attention please. Make way for the birthday bozo.

January 5, 2004 9:28am
Card carrying member of the Smart Fellah Club.

December 31, 2003 3:58pm
Whiz, bang, crash... extinguish.

December 18, 2003 11:10am
Only god can make a tree...

December 5, 2003 11:57am
"... and he was set ablaze then cast adrift — a hero within his pyre."

November 21, 2003 3:43pm
Driftwood and... bikini bottoms?

November 19, 2003 4:06pm
Bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit.

November 11, 2003 1:48pm
Hear Ye, Hear Ye…

November 6, 2003 2:13pm
Forsooth!—v2.0

November 1, 2003 11:36pm
Forsooth!

October 30, 2003 2:40pm
It's a-l-i-v-e!

October 27, 2003 11:42am
A semblance of civilization.

October 24, 2003 10:57am
Deck the halls with looped intestines, fa la la la la...

October 13, 2003 12:50am
I'm just going to pull this here dirt in on top of me.

October 9, 2003 11:29am
Could someone please explain this to me?

October 6, 2003 2:35pm
To arms! To arms!

October 2, 2003 4:54pm
"...and step up the reactor power input, three... more... points!"

September 29, 2003 10:28am
Strange, I've never craved brains before... BRAAAAIIINS!

September 23, 2003 3:51pm
domicile.v.1.5

September 9, 2003 12:10am
A day of peaks and valleys.

September 4, 2003 10:47am
Leave his pelvis out of this.

August 27, 2003 1:07pm
Flotsam and jetsam.

August 22, 2003 2:35pm
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

August 7, 2003 11:36pm
"I wish I was, h-o-o-o-o-omeward bound..."

August 4, 2003 1:19am
Back... hurting. Must. Lie. Flat.

August 2, 2003 3:21am
Like a fish in water.

July 24, 2003 2:24pm
I shall bow and pray now.

July 23, 2003 3:41pm
"I don't want to go on the cart... I'm not dead yet!"

July 9, 2003 11:17pm
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

July 1, 2003 8:27pm
Funny is as funny does.

June 30, 2003 10:48pm
Take my wife... please!

June 20, 2003 7:37pm
Nothing more than... feelings.

June 16, 2003 10:45pm
Changes, shmanges.

June 12, 2003 3:39pm
Smile, and say "fromunda cheeeeeese!"

June 5, 2003 2:30pm
I say old chap, that was terribly fucking rude.

May 21, 2003 10:52am
PAC up your troubles...

May 6, 2003 11:08am
Temper, temper.

May 2, 2003 5:38pm
*gaaaaaaaasp!*

April 28, 2003 5:31pm
'Ow about a quickie, loov?

April 25, 2003 9:03am
When I grow up, I want to be a dad just like this.

April 24, 2003 6:23pm
One thing leads to another.

April 24, 2003 6:16pm
Time's up, Mr. D.

April 10, 2003 3:23pm
The pain! The horror!

March 27, 2003 2:38pm
Confessions of an internet whore.

March 17, 2003 2:40pm
Your WHAT is too big?

March 14, 2003 7:46pm
Labor pains

March 11, 2003 4:20pm
Asundry Gras

March 5, 2003 3:44pm
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."

March 3, 2003 12:33pm
Because there's a fucking "H" in it.

February 17, 2003 10:39am
Time keeps on slippin' slippin', slippin'...

February 10, 2003 10:40am
There's a kernel stuck in my throat.

February 4, 2003 9:19am
On open letter to my out-of-town friends.

February 3, 2003 11:47am
Granny Weatherwax and infinite wisdom.

February 3, 2003 9:49am
I'd like to thank all the little people...

January 23, 2003 11:32am
I am GEEK, hear me... um... creak, I guess

January 15, 2003 11:23am
Four wheels, six cylinders, and a nagging desire to KILL!!

January 13, 2003 1:32pm
New look, new feel... same old crap

December 27, 2002 7:16pm
"Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Am I?"